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Dogs will inevitably poop Always bring bags so you can scoop It won't wash away On the ground germs stay Bacteria sickens your troop. |
When you are out sailing your sloop No one wants water that has poop Water isn't clean Dog owners are mean When they don't rememberto scoop! There once was a kind Irish dog Who walked in the mist and the fog Every time he'd poop His owner did scoop Even if it was a gross log. |
You loudly cry "why is this true?
From whence this foul poop
That no one did scoop
My whole day was truly made blue."
~Leo, Bethany, Jason, Wilhelm, Brychwyn & Huxley, & Amelia too