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Here's To Cascadian Nomads Bad Poetry Day Deux

8/18/2014

18 Comments

 
Typist: Bethany
I'm a little late and a little slow
That seems to be how these things go.
Jet lagged then ill
Yet longing still
To write for Bad Poetry Day.
I think that's all I have to say,
Except for thanks to Oz the host
To his contest we offer toasts:

Typist: Wilhelm
If I had a hand
I'd raise a glass
But since I'm resting
I'll raise my...
Paws.
And ears.
Cheers!
Typist: Amelia
For what I truly want to express
I wish I knew a proper toast
Now I feel I must address

Isn't toast made with bread?
Weiner Dog with a blog: Black and tan dapple miniature dachshund Wilhelm celebrates Bad Poetry Day
Wilhelm toasts Bad Poerty Day with raised paws and ears!
What happens when a cat writes a toast? Bad Poetry!
Toast.
Typist: Morgan
I'm staying with the nomads whileBethany's mom is away,
So though I'm new to this typing thing, I do have a toast to say:
Cheers!
Santé! Slàinte! Lechyd da!
And hip-hip-hip hooray!
Typist: Brychwyn
All the best to you and yours
With cups raised to the sky.
Wait
. I think that I meant raised ears
For none are bigger than mine!
Blue merle cardigan welsh corgis wishing you and your ears the best of health in Bad Poetry Day toasts!
Morgan toast to health and Brychwyn to big ears.
Typist: Leo
To you I raise my crest
Which is, of course, the very best
Even if my rhyme is bad
This will be the best salute you've ever had!
Triton cockatoo Leo raises a crest instead of a glass: Bad Poetry Day toasts from the Cascadian Nomads
Raise a crest!
Typist: Huxley
Here's to you, a friend so dear
With woofs and wags
And flying fur

And here's to more bad poems next year!
What else could a rough collie toast to besides fur? Oh, and Bad Poerty.
So much fur...
Hopefully from us you'll soon hear more
We have some travel tales in store.
We're just waiting for bodies and brains to recover,
From the craziness that has been our summer.
Fortunately this bad poetry post, reminds us everyone
That we've missed our blog and friends- it's just so, so much fun!
Happy Bad Poetry Day!
Or should we just say sorry?

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18 Comments
Ann link
8/18/2014 05:33:54 pm

Hooray! Everyone's poems were terrific! I think my favorites were Amelia's and Leo's.

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Leo
8/18/2014 05:47:32 pm

I knew you'd like my toast best Ann,
My crest always makes me best man.
Plus there's your bias towards a cockatoo
Which is why I mean it when I say "I love you!"

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Molly The Wally link
8/18/2014 07:51:54 pm

Bravo, bravo and we salute you in return but as for bad poetry we have to say that was very good. Applaws to you all. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

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Bethany
8/19/2014 12:29:52 am

Thank you Miss Molly, at least I think
I truly hoped our poems would stink!

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Reilly & Denny link
8/18/2014 09:21:29 pm

Bravo - applaws applaws - that was some seriously good bad poetry .

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Bethany
8/19/2014 12:37:29 am

I read that the worst bad poems come by accident
By those trying to be poets highly recognized.
Perhaps we all need to try harder at being brilliant
So our poems will be more publicly chastised.

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MadSnapper link
8/18/2014 09:47:22 pm

Wow, lots of fun here, you have a real menagerie and what fun poems and they arl type and drink. wow again.

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Bethany
8/19/2014 12:44:23 am

The menagerie would completely agree!
Thanks for coming our way for Bad Poetry Day.

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Oz the Terrier link
8/18/2014 10:20:18 pm

Oh WOW! You Nomads sure know how to get into the fun! Everyone wrote a bad poem again?!? And hey...some weren't even that bad. Thanks so much for joining the contest!!!
Oz

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Bethany
8/19/2014 12:46:41 am

Good poetry seems to be our curse
I guess everyone here is a poet Oz.
We're certainly glad we know it because
We'll keep trying our best to get worse!

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Mary Hone link
8/18/2014 11:37:49 pm

I thought they were all wonderful. Great job everyone.

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Bethany
8/19/2014 12:50:29 am

Perhaps, Mary, you mistyped your comment
You said "wonderful"
But we know what you meant
Our poems are supposed to be awful!
(But apparently we are not good at bad
So thanks for the compliment,
Happy not sad!)

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Laika link
8/19/2014 01:41:49 am

You guys just can go on and on and ond etc. But you poems are all great :-)

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Bethany
9/16/2014 09:04:35 am

Ah, going on and on, you don't even know the half of it
While trying to be thankful you think our poems are good
Words like "awful" or "bad" prefer we would
Or you could even say our poems are... distasteful.

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Jen Jelly link
8/19/2014 06:11:10 am

Those are really cute. I don't think they're bad at all, they're pretty darn good. Leos made me laugh.

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Leo
9/16/2014 09:06:31 am

I definitely like inspiring laughter
Even if it comes after
What was supposed to be a bad poem
Typed from the comfort of my own home.

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Emma link
8/20/2014 09:15:48 pm

You did a really good job on the bad poems. I like how everyone has their own personal poem.

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Bethany
9/16/2014 09:09:05 am

Thank you Emma it is nice
That everyone in our family has their own vice
We each like displaying our creativity
For this Bad Poetry festivity.

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